leeeeeeeeeegooooooooolaaaaaaaaas:

List of incredibly hot things to say during sex:

  • GONDOR CALLS FOR AID
  • BLESS US AND SPLASH US PRECIOUS
  • THEY’RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD
  • MUSTER THE ROHIRRIM
  • RELEASE THE RIVER
  • ISILDUR

(via fools-assassin)